Posts Tagged ‘Starbucks’

Starbucks, we may have to break up…

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Pray, what was wrong with my old card?

Pray, what was wrong with my old card?


Just found out about an insanely archaic policy that Starbucks recently implemented with their “new” Starbucks Card. Here’s my letter to the company:

I’m incredibly annoyed at one aspect of the new Starbucks Card- enough that I’m considering not only helping the planet, but cutting my coffee, etc. bill in half annually by going to Dunkin or another random coffee place instead of Starbucks.

Between my drinks and those that I buy for friends and office-mates, I buy at least 10/week. At that rate, I’ll be getting 2-3 (or more) free drinks each month. Great- in theory. Except that I just read that Starbucks is SENDING OUT A COUPON for a free drink. Is there anything more insane than that?

I’m using a card at the store, which I’ve used my iPhone or computer to load money to directly from my credit card. Now Starbucks is going to waste ink and paper to print coupons, then use carbon/gas to send them to me, and now I have to carry them around and remember to use a coupon rather than the card I always use and have in my wallet? Pray tell, why would the company not simply put a free-drink-credit onto my card? I’m pretty sure I know…

Sounds to me like not only does Starbucks not take its commitment to the environment seriously, but the company also found a way of making more money- knowing that most customers will forget and eventually lose their coupons.

Bad move boys. If this isn’t solved in the next few weeks, you’ve lost a good customer.

Why is this so funny?

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

I have no idea why I love this so much, but I think it’s hilarious. I saw this box in Starbucks on Newbury Street yesterday after my (hellacious) 1.5 hour yoga class. (With an extremely creepy substitute instructor; the normal girl is “on vacation” in the Amazon. Bless her…)

Funny Frenchie? Not so much...

Funny Frenchie? Not so much...

The thing is, I don’t even know why I find the French phrase so funny. At first I thought it was because it rhymed-  except that it doesn’t rhyme because the word “côté” doesn’t rhyme with the word “haut” (it rhymes with, well, no english word… but it’s pronounced “coat-ay”). Maybe it’s just the fact that I like most of those French words- for some reason I’ve always had a fondness for ‘ce’ and “côté,” and the word “haut” is fun as well.

I’m pretty much a dork.