- Boston drivers HAVE to be the worst in the world. Good g-d. I could text, talk to a passenger, & do my nails while driving better than them. #
- My gift guide is FINALLY coming out… "Gifting Gets Hot! :: A sassy summer gift guide" http://bit.ly/cqZtdc (Retweet & send to friends!) #
- "On my new iPhone 4!" Guess what? NO ONE CARES… So am I; does that make me cool? No, DB. (My Louis Vuitton tote, however…) #
- & #LGBT tweetrs luv 2 state the obvious. “@EdgeOnTheNet: Blog, Blog, Blog: LGBTs Blabber More Than Straights http://bit.ly/9h5urc" #blogging #
- You can't really tell, but this barista is at least 7' tall, probably closer to 8… (& a sister!) http://yfrog.com/9f5ngyj #
- Are black toenails really THAT weird in Boston? Jesus, you'd think I had dead puppies strapped to my feet. #
- I've got really long toes. Isn't that a sign of royalty? (Or maybe it was insanity…) #
- A bird in the hand beats two in the bush! #
- About to pee myself over Take That getting back together. A bit pathetic, esp since almost no one reading this has any idea who that is. #
- Well done #Argentina the new Argentina! I see an influx of affluent vacationers in your future… #
- "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away." (Cheese of the day…) #
- Dear @NYTimes: "Rmove a sngle vwel frm ech wrd n headlnes t sty currnt wth technlogy trnds lke flickr nd tumblr." @FakeAPStylebook #
- If you've got an iPhone 4 (and aren't easily offended) :: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/428p #
- Dear @israelconsulate: Hating #Israel right now; embarrassed to be #Jewish Israeli lawmakers don't want peace- just power. #
- Loves this pic- & my girl @ladygaga (& where can i get that cup!?!) http://twitpic.com/24u02u #
- Please tell me this isn't true… “@FakeAPStylebook: Surprisingly, the plural of "deer fish" is "deers fishes."” #
- You people scare me. #
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