- What rhymes with yoga? #
- Can anyone tell me why this would be deleted by FB? "Gin is disgusting. And could Madonna try any harder? (or look any more asinine?)" #
- Sometimes I f'ing HATE _____________. #
- Gin is disgusting. And could Madonna try any harder? (or look any more asinine?) #
- Wanting to b home working on my new parlour. Black & fuscia. Incredibly hot. Loves. #
- love yoga. Do it 3x/week. Embrace the philosophy Blah blah blah. But sometimes I want 2 punch these bitches in the twizzler. STFU! (please) #
- Pray tell who is actually paying to see NKOTB on tour??? #
- I'm starting a group called "Morgan joins too many groups"… #
- Shame on United Airlines for their lack of recycling. Guess who's reconsidering his alliance this year? ( http://www.ResponsibleShopper.org ) #
- Lady at the vacuum store, to me: "That'cher Smaht cah? You're not from around here, are you?" Bless. #
- Losing my mind… #
- Just saw rates at the new CityCenter resorts in Vegas- Vdara for $111 – amazing! (ARIA and Bellagio are also low- $127. Take me, take me!) #
- Another choice subject line for Viagra :: "You'll peck her like crazy" #
- Could Mitt Romney please fall in a VERY large hole? #
- Could MS Word be any slower??? #
- Meetings are so lame. Phone meetings are even worse. And when you've got a computer in front of you… forget it. (Overstock!) #
- Just HAPPILY paid my City of Boston parking ticket. VERY impressed with the violations office- super fair, very nice; this one was my fault. #
- The Sharper Image sent me some memory foam slippers to try. Would have been nice if they'd asked my size, so I could actually try them… #
- It started out cute and fun, but today's snow's gonna get real old, real quickly… (Makes me want a hot dog REAL bad.) #
- "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded." #
- Best Viagra email subject line yet :: Protection against bed weakness. Loves #
- Jordan's has park spots for 'cars with infants.' How about spots for people w/out loud brats who annoy adults who are spending money? #
- I hate Jordan's furniture; the setup is horrid. #
- Possibly the butchest day of my life. Today's lesson: DIY decor? I'm amazing. Tearing down tiled walls, not so much. (Not so fun anyway.) #
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