This Week’s Tweets :: 2010-07-25

July 25th, 2010
  • Anyone else's google maps not work AT ALL on your iPhone 4? I'm about to throw mine… #
  • didn't win a vintage LV Alma… would have looked good on the wall, but would have also made 4 pieces this week. #
  • I just became someone's FIRST facebook friend! Do you get an award for that? (And he didn't have a pic, so I'm hoping it IS my uncle…) #
  • Super fun: watching a group of Chinese tourists experience their first Starbucks. #
  • Apple fritters r everything to me. #donut #doughnut #fat #obese #unhealthy #guilt @dietcoke #
  • “EDGE has lost national lifestyle editor Jason Salzenstein (@JasonSalz)…" From @WoodenHorsePub #
  • Loving the coconut waters… #
  • Sweaters, jackets, scarves, boots… “@ChrisNogiec: Me, too! well, not winter… RT @JasonSalz I'm so ready for autumn and winter…” #
  • “Do not refer to inhabitants of Lesbos as "Lesbians" even if they did experiment that one time in college.” via @FakeAPStylebook #
  • I'm so ready for autumn and winter… #
  • I want McDonalds to die. All of it, all of them, everything McDonalds. Die. (Except the Happy Meal toys. Duh.) #
  • What would we do without Craigslist? In 15 mins I've got someone to cut a hole in the side of my house! #
  • Baked me a cake last nite; chocolate on chocolate. http://yfrog.com/n07kcaj #
  • Newest addition for the LV wall :: http://yfrog.com/jv5pjqj #
  • Worst site functionality ever: Apple's MobileMe Mail. I WANT TO DIE when I use it… #
  • The chipmunks at Babson stalk me… #
  • How gross that availability of "real food" at a resto is news :: Wendy's introduces salads with 'real' ingredients http://usat.me/39202318 #
  • Best thing about leaving EDGE (aside from working FT for minimum wage): "Unsubscribe"! (No more 300+ emails/day!!!) #
  • OK, so I've got at least 4 FB "friends" who were SO gay when I knew them, and are now a)christian, b)married (to women), c)not foolin' any1. #
  • Vote for my homie, @ChrisNogiec (#23) :: http://www.modelsurvivor.blogspot.com/ (Seriously, do it NOW!) #
  • Is there a weight limit for motorcycle riders? (There should be.) #
  • I love me some chocolate. (Riesen- yum!) #
  • Support a fabulous cause (& friends!) :: Uncommonly Good: Stories of life, food and the birth of Good Commons: http://kck.st/ad7IN4 #
  • “All mentions of the word 'chameleon' should be preceded by five commas. In all other instances, they come and go.” @FakeAPStylebook #
  • Rachel & Al's Bday(s) gift…round 2. http://yfrog.com/n7arsj #

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Chanel, you rock. (And the animals love you!)

July 23rd, 2010

If you’re a fashion freak this is old news, but I’m still very happy about it: All of the “fur” in Chanel’s fall collection is FAUX!!!

The animals love you Karl, and now I do too!

If you missed it, the show took place in Paris (bien sur) at the Grand Palais, and was presented on an iceberg – yes, an iceberg – carved from a 265-ton piece of (can you guess?)… ice. Ensuring that global warming doesn’t lose any ground, the carving of the ‘berg was done by 35 artists, brought in by Chanel… from Sweden. Apparently this is the same team who sculpts the famous Ice Hotel each year. (You know, the one that’s become ubiquitous because every damn city in the world now has one, or an ice bar- including Las Vegas…) The ice was also imported from Sweden, but we can excuse that because as anyone who’s ever ordered a soda in the City of Light knows, there’s apparently a HUGE shortage of ice in Paris.

Given the average BMI of the crowd at these events, I’m sure there were a lot of people – men and women – who were “at attention,” given that the room was kept at about 25-degrees F, and these things never start on time. The iceberg was concealed in a large wooden box, which lifted as the show began.

Mr. Laugerfeld’s “muse” (is that what we’re calling them these days?), Brad Kroenig, opened the show, in a simple getup that can best be described as ‘Wookie-mates-with-Ewok.’ Lovely.

There were a few other models with Brad, and later on, but he’s the standout. (And “muse” to Mr. Laugerfeld, as you know.) You may remember Brad from a few years back; he got some attention during the finale of the John Bartlett show when he appeared on the runway with another model, covered only by… a surfboard. Needless to say it didn’t cover much, and unfortunately it seemed to be pretty cold on the runway that day (if you get my drift), so if you missed it, you didn’t miss much. (Google his name and surfboard if you’re that interested… OK, here’s a fairly safe one.)

But back to the (faux) fur

Although Karl said that he wasn’t trying to be political (in fact, one of the reasons he gave for not using real fur was because he “doesn’t want to compete” with Fendi, who “does great fur”), it’s kind of hard not to when you’re Karl Lagerfeld and you’re running one of the most well-known and watched brands in the world.

Of course there were a few runway mishaps, which should come as no surprise given that their competition consisted of 20-pound models in stilettos and skinny guys who spend their days (and nights?) “inspiring” Karl. A few poor girls lost their shoes, which came loose in the slush from the melting ‘berg. I can’t imagine anything more fun than not eating for days then slipping in near-freezing water, losing a shoe in what’s likely your biggest gig to date, and having to traipse back down the runway and backstage knowing you left behind a $1,000 heel… and your pride. Good times!

But to end on a good note – and get back to the reason I wrote this post in the first place – I give props to Mr. L, and Chanel, for not anally electrocuting any cats, dogs, badgers, bears, beavers or other furry (or non-furry) animals this season. Let’s hope it’s a permanent decision, and one that catches on with other designers and houses. (Yes Louis Vuitton, I’m talking about you…)

If you’d like to see more of Lagerfeld’s “muse,” you can check out the book of photos taken and compiled by the designer over five years he spent with Kroenig: Metamorphoses of an American, A Cycle of Youth 2003–2008

I want one.

July 22nd, 2010

I’m so not a little dog person (although if someone gave me a Louis Vuitton Sac Chien…), but this little mutt in a Ralph Lauren polo shirt is ADORABLE! Seriously, I want one…

Summer Gift Guide

July 22nd, 2010

Do you ever get that, you know, “not so fresh” feeling?

Me neither; but if I did, I sure wouldn’t run for the nearest Massengill (even if it is what your doctor recommends), I’d get an Energy Star LED Flat Screen LCD TV instead. Much more fun, and longer lasting…

Anyway, here’s a Summer Gift Guide I did for EDGE.

Hot and Sassy Summer Gift Guide

Need an easy summer gift and can’t think of a single one? Don’t sweat it! EDGE Style has you covered, with some super sexy suggestions for gifts that work for everyone from that hot neighbor next door to, well, grandma- and everyone in between.

Although there aren’t any major summer holidays that call for gift giving, it seems as if every other day brings an invitation to another barbeque, birthday party, wedding or weekend away. And while we love a good party, trying to come up with unique gift ideas for so many diverse events (not to mention those persnickety hosts) can be a job unto itself- even if it’s “only” a hostess gift. (Good gays know that those gifts are the most difficult to find – and the most judged gifts around…)

Don’t worry – we’ve got you covered! We’ve hand-selected our favorite gifts of the summer, featuring something for your S.O., best friend, mom, dad, neighbor, grandma, your kid’s teacher, and even the guy down the street whose name you don’t know but he’s super hot so you’re going to his kegger anyway.

So sit back, click away, and shop a bit- without ever having to put down your Mai Tai!

TECH TOYS

Your dad :: The next Ansel Adams

If your choice of Father’s Day gifts left a little something to be desired, now’s the perfect time to make up for your shortcomings and show ’Pops’ how much you appreciate him- with a high speed 10-megapixel camera from Casio. (Plus you’ll get to borrow it, and he’ll love it every time you stop by to pick it up…)

Why do we love this thing? Simple. Casio’s new EX-FH25 offers the benefits of a much more expensive SLR, without the weight, expense or hassle. The 20x wide-angle zoom is just the start; this compact beauty also shoots HD video at up to 1,000 frames-per-second, captures even the fastest moving action pics with ease, and comes with face detection and continuous flash options, plus Casio’s exclusive Pre-recording feature, which captures action before you even press the shutter button- meaning you (or rather, “Dad”) never miss the action.

Whether Dad’s taking pictures of the grandkids to share with the family or you’re channeling Lady Gaga in a remake of her latest video to post to YouTube, the EX-FH25 has you covered. (And at less than $400, you’ll have plenty left over for costumes.)

Available at select Target and Best Buy stores and online at Amazon.com

Forget about 3-D (for now)

While we all love the thought of watching Bill Compton and Sam Merlotte get it on in 3-D, the sad fact is, it’s going to be a couple years before 3-D technology, media, and price meet in the same bar and go home with you- no matter how many drinks you buy. Luckily, the future of TV is already here- and it’s incredibly sexy.

The biggest improvement in TV technology since flat screens, LED is the future of high-def, and it’s available today. And while most models we’ve seen (even the smallest ones) will set you back at least as much as an iPad, the new line of LED High-Definition TVs from Coby won’t even put a dent in your credit card. Sexy and smart? We’re in love!

Coby’s new ultra-slim (as in less than an inch) LED TVs have given high-def entertainment a gorgeous – and earth-friendly – upgrade, offering widescreen displays, multiple inputs (including HDMI plus VGA, for use as a computer monitor), and all the high-end bells and whistles you’d expect from a sophisticated beauty like this. And somehow, they’ve managed to match beauty with brains: both the 19″ and 22″ model offer crystal-clear picture, yet still meet both the Energy Star 3.0 and California Energy Commission environmental standards. Yes, please!

Given the deliciousness of this new tech toy – not to mention the price – we’ve got plans to install them on the walls of our living room, kitchen, bedroom, and bath… because who doesn’t need to watch Bring It On while showering!?! The 19″ model runs about $200 at Amazon.com; the 22-inch model, about $240; the 24″ model is under $300.

Click here for the full feature…

iPhone 4 does NOT like cats…

July 22nd, 2010

Apparently the folks on the flash team in the camera division of the iPhone 4 development project do not like cats. Look at what the flash did to my sweet little Lou’s eyes- he looks like one of the ThunderCats, about to shoot me with fiery craziness! Anyway, Apple, you better fix this problem or all those single old cat ladies are never going to buy version 5…

This Week’s Tweets :: 2010-07-18

July 18th, 2010
  • Boston drivers HAVE to be the worst in the world. Good g-d. I could text, talk to a passenger, & do my nails while driving better than them. #
  • My gift guide is FINALLY coming out… "Gifting Gets Hot! :: A sassy summer gift guide" http://bit.ly/cqZtdc (Retweet & send to friends!) #
  • "On my new iPhone 4!" Guess what? NO ONE CARES… So am I; does that make me cool? No, DB. (My Louis Vuitton tote, however…) #
  • & #LGBT tweetrs luv 2 state the obvious. “@EdgeOnTheNet: Blog, Blog, Blog: LGBTs Blabber More Than Straights http://bit.ly/9h5urc" #blogging #
  • You can't really tell, but this barista is at least 7' tall, probably closer to 8… (& a sister!) http://yfrog.com/9f5ngyj #
  • Are black toenails really THAT weird in Boston? Jesus, you'd think I had dead puppies strapped to my feet. #
  • I've got really long toes. Isn't that a sign of royalty? (Or maybe it was insanity…) #
  • A bird in the hand beats two in the bush! #
  • About to pee myself over Take That getting back together. A bit pathetic, esp since almost no one reading this has any idea who that is. #
  • Well done #Argentina the new Argentina! I see an influx of affluent vacationers in your future… #
  • "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away." (Cheese of the day…) #
  • Dear @NYTimes: "Rmove a sngle vwel frm ech wrd n headlnes t sty currnt wth technlogy trnds lke flickr nd tumblr." @FakeAPStylebook #
  • If you've got an iPhone 4 (and aren't easily offended) :: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/428p #
  • Dear @israelconsulate: Hating #Israel right now; embarrassed to be #Jewish Israeli lawmakers don't want peace- just power. #
  • Loves this pic- & my girl @ladygaga (& where can i get that cup!?!) http://twitpic.com/24u02u #
  • Please tell me this isn't true… “@FakeAPStylebook: Surprisingly, the plural of "deer fish" is "deers fishes."” #
  • You people scare me. #

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This Week’s Tweets :: 2010-07-11

July 11th, 2010
  • This is INSANE! Please help save a life! http://tinyurl.com/38dooum #
  • So @AT&T just lost a good customer. #iPhone or no, it's over. #
  • Who knows about email laws in MA? Specifically 'employers' reading it w/o letting you know. #
  • Just got nine $400 curtains… for $19 each! (Thanks @Madura!) #
  • How much do you love it when @Starbucks' baristas put 18oz of liquid in a 16oz cup? (SO much…) #
  • A @Starbucks barback just said I look like (one hopes an earlier) Billy Idol… but he stuttered so it took him 5 minutes. Bless #
  • Modern technology owes ecology an apology. (Or something, or nothing…) #
  • There's a brill concept! “@EdgeOnTheNet: @todayshow TODAY opens wedding to same-sex couples. http://bit.ly/cUxfYv #lgbt

This Week’s Tweets :: 2010-07-04

July 4th, 2010
  • I'm celebrating the 4th of July… by exploring a former Russian territory: Estonia! (Which is VERY interesting… and former-Soviet-ish). #
  • One of the judges for Mr. Gay Finland tried to give me his extra room key!!! (Sorry grandpa, I got a man.) #
  • Having "the best breakfast in Finland." (Which is very similar to continental breakkie in every other high-end hotel I've stayed in…" #
  • Finnish spa, here I come… #khotel #
  • Vote for my friend, "hot Chris" :: number 23- http://ping.fm/ #
  • Champers w/Helsinki fashion celeb Vesa Silver :: http://www.stara.fi/silver/ #
  • “@FakeAPStylebook: The most important thing for a journalist is 2 b objective, even if Edward is a much better choice for Bella than Jacob.” #
  • Finnair :: lots and lots of blue… http://yfrog.com/837jinj #
  • Finland, here I come! (But first, Finnair business class, here I am!) #
  • Could Johnny Weir be any gayer? I mean seriously. (And this is coming from a BIG gay… – and I'm not sayin' there's anything wrong w/it!) #
  • Bless. “@FakeAPStylebook Now that its requisite year+1/2 of relevance has passed, u may use quotes from "Single Ladies" in feature columns.” #
  • Yay Finnair! Seat 1L in the newly redesigned business class. Thank g-d for fully flat seats (or whomever invented them…). #
  • Good start to Finland trip. AA Admirals Club lounge (Flagship, bien sur…). Nice decor, good mocha & food… http://yfrog.com/5i35510266j #
  • Wow; brave. Props to them! “@EdgeOnTheNet: Major League Athletes March in Chicago Pride http://bit.ly/92JkbK #lgbt #sports” #
  • OCD + packing bags = worse than hell. Want to push an OCDer over the edge? Have him/her pack bags in a rush. (4 Xanax helps, but not much.) #
  • Finland tomorrow! #

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I’m not a professional…

June 28th, 2010

…but I play one in my office!

This Week’s Tweets :: 2010-06-27

June 27th, 2010
  • We need Carousel (& not the musical; the wonderful way of GETTING RID OF OLD PEOPLE WHO DO STUPID SH*T AND HAVE NO CONCEPT OF OTHERS). Peace #
  • We need 'Carousel.' (& not the movie #
  • Does anyone really think the guys in Twilight r hot? They're so messed-up and odd looking. WTF? #
  • Hiccups suck #
  • Dad jeans. Just say no. He'll no HELL TO THE NO!!! #
  • Why does everyone get free WiFi @Starbucks from July 1st? Makes "the gold card" not so golden… #
  • Do teachers no longer teach the difference between "you're" and "your"? Do people not care? Think it doesn't matter? You look stupid. #
  • Well done Australia! #
  • I want to go back to Manchester (UK)! SUCH a great city- and one of the best Prides I've been to… #
  • When did Neiman Marcus service go to complete crap? They've moved to my no-shop list. #
  • I want to put something on layaway. No idea what, but the concept sounds fun… #
  • Drinking Kool-Aid. (Diet) Grape Kool-Aid. #
  • Loving Adam Lambert's new single. #
  • 1 of the restos I'm going to in Helsinki next week has AN ENTIRE SECTION on their menu for… ASPARAGUS! (What?!?) #
  • Worst week EVER. #
  • MobileMe Mail :: SUCKS ASS #
  • Vote for my fried Chris on Model Survivor! # 23 http://www.modelsurvivor.blogspot.com/ (Not the best pic, but still hot!) Vote now!!! #

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