très jason

• I love my house. #
• Pretty sure I just saw an alien. Again. (Remember that BV?) #
• I love candy!!! #
• Is this the weekend for the big halftime event? Who's singing the nationalist anthem? #
• I'm the special meal guy. #
• The British pronounciation of 'author' is fabulous. #
• "I could make an effort to be liked, but I would rather be hated than inconvenienced." #
• KLM is gonna rock you. #
• Dear Ke$ha: "phones" doesn't rhyme with "toes" OR "clothes." Jus' sayin' #
• How many suicides will this prevent? Tens of thousands. LGBT High School Program Begins in L.A. :: http://bit.ly/aK9m0l (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• (I'd say 'anyone w/half a brain agrees,' but…) Major Newspapers Agree: End DADT :: http://bit.ly/cQ7EUH (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• I love Sarah Silverman! She's back, subversive as ever :: http://bit.ly/b99eXe (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• How much does it suck when you look great and end up not doing what you've planned & therefore not seen by 'anyone who matters'? #
• On the mic is a queen, now listen to her sing… #
• Scott Brown sucks. #
• All AIG execs should be burned, shot & slowly hung & their assets given to the poor. #
• How much of a ripoff are those bulk candy stores in malls? (& how dumb am I to buy it?) #
• How much of a tipoff are those bulk candy stores in malls? (& how dumb am I to buy it?) #
• Is life worth living? Now Metropolitan Home is folding!?! What's next- Vanity Fair? #
• Looking for a "fresh" graphic artist in the Boston area… (And by "fresh" I mean to imply that the pay's not great.) Know one? EMAIL me! #
• Gay Marshall sings Piaf :: FABulous CD! (Full review on EDGE: http://tinyurl.com/yffsqc8 ) #
• Lower Sugar Quaker Oatmeal needs a touch of yellow or blue "sugar." You can definitely taste the difference… #
• Hating computers, hating my job, hating life… (Funnily enough, had a great meeting today that may lead to new work…) #
• Hating Neiman Marcus right now. Considering closing my account. http://tinyurl.com/ye48zlf #
• Don't stick your headphone jack into your USB slot. The MacBook doesn't like it… #
• Not returning calls: How to ensure your small business stays small. #
• Behind the ManCrunch ad :: http://bit.ly/aIqzKv (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• I want the US Postal Service to die. They're worse than used car salespeople, pushing s**t they KNOW you don't want. #
• How difficult is airline customer service & why are all airlines SO horrible? The travel industry needs to step in; it's hurting their #s. #
• Arcade games in the AC airport. Like old-school, big-ass, stand up joystick machines. Really? #
• Atlantic City airport, one of the smallest in the US, but apparently a HUGE target for terrorists. ELEVEN TSA "professionals." ONE flight. #
• Wonder why the rest of the world thinks we're completely retarded. You'd think the Fed govt could run spell check. http://yfrog.com/audgbsj #
• My kind of diet! The Taco Bell Diet? :: http://bit.ly/aMs3mJ (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Appreciating hotel housekeeping, and everyone behind the scenes. Please tip them well! (also, I really like having a private driver…) #
• If we can't get it to sound better than this, then I'm not doing a show. Why can Donna and Nikki not hear themselves? #
• Blah blah blah blah blah… #
• Miss'd America Pageant. Carson Kressley. Crazum. Seriously. Insane. Not enough to drink. Wow. #
• Cash bar? Really? Bad sign… #
• Back when I worked at Banana Republic we knew what customer service was… #
• Apparantly Atlantic City is popular amoung the Japanese tourists. Who knew? #

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• Headed to Qua/ spa @ Caesars. It's almost like I'm in Vegas. Except for the snow #
• Is a limo really necessary to go from one resort to another? Even from the airport. It's not like there's time to stretch out & nap. #
• Dan from The Real World. Sitting next to me. Jealous? #
• Buddakan- FABulous. Edamame Ravioli is divine. #
• Russell Simmons wouldn't be at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, would he? #
• Why do people bring children to casinos? Really??? #
• Security on Segways is just bizarre. What do they do if they need to tackle a perp? Jump off & let it crash? #
• Smoking inside is disgusting. I mean, it's gross in general, but that's really bad… #
• Wanting to kill the people in the room next door… Moving rooms. #
• Fully snowing in Atlantic City… and CRAZY Jersey trash next door cursing up a storm… might have to change rooms. #
• Cute way to 'disguise' the roll of TP: http://yfrog.com/3lsxwgj #
• … & inside: (robe, tee, hat, towel, CANDY, caramel apple, chocolate, note pad, taffy, tchotchkes, h2o & GC!) http://yfrog.com/4iaxevcj #
• SO many destinations & resorts could learn a LOT from Atlantic City & Trump Taj Mahal. My welcome gift: http://yfrog.com/3nhesnj #
• Trump Taj Mahal Atlantic City has a LOT of mirrors… #
• Atlantic City's a beach town; shouldn't it be warm here??? #
• Didn't that skank Naomi Campbell do PETA campaigns a while back? Is she that desperate & broke that she's forced to pimp out fur? Trash. #
• Most erect exit row seats ever. (& mad props to the Atlantic City CVB PR for booking this seat & pre-paying for a bag!) #
• Have I mentioned how much Facebook's new push function sucks? #
• About to fly Spirit Air for the 1st time. (I'm not actually doing the piloting, just to be clear…) #
• Planes fly more easily in the cold, right? #
• 3 hours of sleep does not make for a happy Jason. At all. (And 13-degree weather doesn't help.) #
• Gotta leave for the airport in 3.5 hours. Probably should sleep a bit… #
• 11-degrees is WRONG. #
• Love to see this in the Superbowl… although it hardly matters now that everyone's seen it… http://tinyurl.com/y96xhpn #
• From House to Home :: Keep it Clean :: http://bit.ly/cbPunP (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Dreamt about the iPad last night. (And the iPhone STILL can't spell it!) #
• OMG, could it be colder? #
• Just my normal Saturday… (I'm attending, not participating…) http://www.edgenewyork.com/index.php?ch=nightlife&sc=&sc2=&sc3=&id=101060 #
• Vote for my friend – and hot model – Chris N :: http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/articles/news.asp?news_id=11247 #
• Beyond wrong :: my writer, Mike Diamond and his PeTA ad – http://fierth.com/2010/01/27/mike-diamond-fills-the-void-in-petas-ad-campaign/ #
• Fab piece by one of my fab writers! Destination Portland :: http://bit.ly/c0wkm8 (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Miss'd America Pageant this weekend! (& Carson Kressley!) #
• Mel Gibson is an antisemetic a-hole. Please do NOT support him/his films. #
• Since I live in Boston, do I have to pronounce it 'Honder' (Accord). #
• New Facebook push notifications: off. Too much battery drain. #
• My tanning place closed w/no warning! WTF? #
• How come a dead animal on the side of the road is nasty but when it's on your plate its not? #
• Sometimes I want to throttle PR people. Then look them in the eyes, slap them to wake them up, & tattoo "Seriously?" on their forehead. #
• Do you think Apple's next release – the iTampon – will come in various sizes? Will the case be plastic or cardboard? #
• The iPad is small, lightweight and slim! (But can you swim with it?) #
• How gay is blotting pizza? (I mean, of course I do it, but…) #
• About to 'modify' a very expensive curtain panel… Kind of scared. (BTW, for fabulous window treatments, it's all about Madura Paris…) #
• Just got a box of holiday gifts from a crazy relative I haven't seen in ages. What's best, she sent more gifts than ALL others combined. #
• Anastasia's Pizza in Framingham, MA :: awesome. #
• Why would congress applause the president? He's a colleague, and he's not exactly been so hot on keeping promises. #
• Jesus tablet! #
• From my bf; i should be there. Not happy. Sundance 3 :: Fest in full swing :: http://bit.ly/bNKzxD (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• EDGE columnist BeBe Sweetbriar 1:1 with Dionne Warwick http://bit.ly/bHUDwB #diva (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Douche, douche, major douche. #
• Ok so who's buying me the iPad? (& the iPhone doesn't recognize that word yet!) #
• The iPad's time has come; more than half of the EDGE traffic is coming from iPhone users… #
• How much will the iPad be???? #
• DYING!!!! OMG- IT'S SO COOL!!! APPLE IS MY JESUS! #
• Dying for Apple's announcement. #
• Sparks Fly on Day 2 of Paris Menswear Shows :: http://bit.ly/9wkqAJ (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Why in god's name did I schedule the contractor for 8am??? #
• A curse on the Mormon church. #
• If this is real, I may piss myself tomorrow… APPLE iPad Ad??? http://youtu.be/ysW2T0kf4As #
• Has Johnny Weir come out yet? (ALLEGEDLY!!!) (But seriously… come on… I mean really. REALLY.) #
• Who read my feature on Berlin? (Correct answer? "I did… and it was fabulous!") http://tinyurl.com/yay6474 #
• I want Roche Bobois. #
• You'd think with all the money he's got (not to mention high profile & design skills), Marc Jacobs would wear more than one skirt. Uniform? #
• Kohler ROCKS! Love the Purist suite. LOVES!!! #
• Customizing more than 2 major things on your car means 2 things: major d-bag & small penis. (Just sayin') #
• Incorrect response to "I love your look." :: 'I know…' (oops!) #
• The Body Deli Fresh Cell Light Emulsion :: LOVES! Smells like a creamsicle!!! (And try to say the name 3 times quickly!) #

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• Headed to Qua/ spa @ Caesars. It's almost like I'm in Vegas. Except for the snow #
• Is a limo really necessary to go from one resort to another? Even from the airport. It's not like there's time to stretch out & nap. #
• Dan from The Real World. Sitting next to me. Jealous? #
• Buddakan- FABulous. Edamame Ravioli is divine. #
• Russell Simmons wouldn't be at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, would he? #
• Why do people bring children to casinos? Really??? #
• Security on Segways is just bizarre. What do they do if they need to tackle a perp? Jump off & let it crash? #
• Smoking inside is disgusting. I mean, it's gross in general, but that's really bad… #
• Wanting to kill the people in the room next door… Moving rooms. #
• Fully snowing in Atlantic City… and CRAZY Jersey trash next door cursing up a storm… might have to change rooms. #
• Cute way to 'disguise' the roll of TP: http://yfrog.com/3lsxwgj #
• … & inside: (robe, tee, hat, towel, CANDY, caramel apple, chocolate, note pad, taffy, tchotchkes, h2o & GC!) http://yfrog.com/4iaxevcj #
• SO many destinations & resorts could learn a LOT from Atlantic City & Trump Taj Mahal. My welcome gift: http://yfrog.com/3nhesnj #
• Trump Taj Mahal Atlantic City has a LOT of mirrors… #
• Atlantic City's a beach town; shouldn't it be warm here??? #
• Didn't that skank Naomi Campbell do PETA campaigns a while back? Is she that desperate & broke that she's forced to pimp out fur? Trash. #
• Most erect exit row seats ever. (& mad props to the Atlantic City CVB PR for booking this seat & pre-paying for a bag!) #
• Have I mentioned how much Facebook's new push function sucks? #
• About to fly Spirit Air for the 1st time. (I'm not actually doing the piloting, just to be clear…) #
• Planes fly more easily in the cold, right? #
• 3 hours of sleep does not make for a happy Jason. At all. (And 13-degree weather doesn't help.) #
• Gotta leave for the airport in 3.5 hours. Probably should sleep a bit… #
• 11-degrees is WRONG. #
• Love to see this in the Superbowl… although it hardly matters now that everyone's seen it… http://tinyurl.com/y96xhpn #
• From House to Home :: Keep it Clean :: http://bit.ly/cbPunP (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Dreamt about the iPad last night. (And the iPhone STILL can't spell it!) #
• OMG, could it be colder? #
• Just my normal Saturday… (I'm attending, not participating…) http://www.edgenewyork.com/index.php?ch=nightlife&sc=&sc2=&sc3=&id=101060 #
• Vote for my friend – and hot model – Chris N :: http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/articles/news.asp?news_id=11247 #
• Beyond wrong :: my writer, Mike Diamond and his PeTA ad – http://fierth.com/2010/01/27/mike-diamond-fills-the-void-in-petas-ad-campaign/ #
• Fab piece by one of my fab writers! Destination Portland :: http://bit.ly/c0wkm8 (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Miss'd America Pageant this weekend! (& Carson Kressley!) #
• Mel Gibson is an antisemetic a-hole. Please do NOT support him/his films. #
• Since I live in Boston, do I have to pronounce it 'Honder' (Accord). #
• New Facebook push notifications: off. Too much battery drain. #
• My tanning place closed w/no warning! WTF? #
• How come a dead animal on the side of the road is nasty but when it's on your plate its not? #
• Sometimes I want to throttle PR people. Then look them in the eyes, slap them to wake them up, & tattoo "Seriously?" on their forehead. #
• Do you think Apple's next release – the iTampon – will come in various sizes? Will the case be plastic or cardboard? #
• The iPad is small, lightweight and slim! (But can you swim with it?) #
• How gay is blotting pizza? (I mean, of course I do it, but…) #
• About to 'modify' a very expensive curtain panel… Kind of scared. (BTW, for fabulous window treatments, it's all about Madura Paris…) #
• Just got a box of holiday gifts from a crazy relative I haven't seen in ages. What's best, she sent more gifts than ALL others combined. #
• Anastasia's Pizza in Framingham, MA :: awesome. #
• Why would congress applause the president? He's a colleague, and he's not exactly been so hot on keeping promises. #
• Jesus tablet! #
• From my bf; i should be there. Not happy. Sundance 3 :: Fest in full swing :: http://bit.ly/bNKzxD (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• EDGE columnist BeBe Sweetbriar 1:1 with Dionne Warwick http://bit.ly/bHUDwB #diva (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Douche, douche, major douche. #
• Ok so who's buying me the iPad? (& the iPhone doesn't recognize that word yet!) #
• The iPad's time has come; more than half of the EDGE traffic is coming from iPhone users… #
• How much will the iPad be???? #
• DYING!!!! OMG- IT'S SO COOL!!! APPLE IS MY JESUS! #
• Dying for Apple's announcement. #
• Sparks Fly on Day 2 of Paris Menswear Shows :: http://bit.ly/9wkqAJ (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Why in god's name did I schedule the contractor for 8am??? #
• A curse on the Mormon church. #
• If this is real, I may piss myself tomorrow… APPLE iPad Ad??? http://youtu.be/ysW2T0kf4As #
• Has Johnny Weir come out yet? (ALLEGEDLY!!!) (But seriously… come on… I mean really. REALLY.) #
• Who read my feature on Berlin? (Correct answer? "I did… and it was fabulous!") http://tinyurl.com/yay6474 #
• I want Roche Bobois. #
• You'd think with all the money he's got (not to mention high profile & design skills), Marc Jacobs would wear more than one skirt. Uniform? #
• Kohler ROCKS! Love the Purist suite. LOVES!!! #
• Customizing more than 2 major things on your car means 2 things: major d-bag & small penis. (Just sayin') #
• Incorrect response to "I love your look." :: 'I know…' (oops!) #
• The Body Deli Fresh Cell Light Emulsion :: LOVES! Smells like a creamsicle!!! (And try to say the name 3 times quickly!) #

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• Four of the top 10 stories on the EDGE network right now are "mine." (That's right bitches!) Not that I care… #
• Could Cher and her (now) son be more different? God she's fabulous… (Even though the Vegas show kinda sucks…) #
• Wish I had a hottub. Also, I wish I were a little bit taller… #
• Pizza delivery or mac & cheese? (This is what I'm reduced to when Russ leaves town…) #
• I hate it when you find out something you don't like about someone you thought was amazing… and can't reconcile it in your head… #
• Funny word, "coverlet." #
• Dear New Englanders: a 'carriage' is an obsolete vehicle pulled by horses. Today we have what are known as 'shopping carts.' #
• Suddenly having messed-up halo vision when I look at things up close… Can anyone advise??? #
• Oh Jesus. Windows 7 is following my tweets! Brace for a full system crash in 3, 2… #
• Is it considered bad form to use a cattle prod on pushy Macys salespeople? #
• Windows at Rugby: not so much 'creative' as hideously fugly. #
• Oooh. J'ai chaud. #
• Calvin Klein must survive solely from middle america. Is that a full-lune boutique or factory store? Oh, wait- same/same… #
• Now up :: Jody Watley… it's an 80's weekend for me. Getting ready to rock the jelly bracelets, parachute pants and some neon… #
• Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam rock. They need to put out a new album… (Or a 'refresh' of their old songs!) #
• OK, I'm Scared. Ke$ha's "Take it Off" is actually a fun song w/some clever lyrics… (If only she didn't sound like a chipmunk…) #
• New spelling of my name: Ja$on. (Tik Tok on the clock & the pahty don't stop…) #
• LA causes eating disorders. No, LA IS an eating disorder. #
• LOVES! Eddie Izzard :: Stripped, and on the move :: http://bit.ly/6gj2s2 (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Shout if you're a fan of EDGEOnTheNet! Would love a Follow Friday shout out from anyone! #followfriday #ff (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• Tell me how I'm sposed' to breathe with no air? #
• Name the tune where they try to rhyme 'stripes' with 'slap.' #
• Adderall b4 yoga- probably not the best decision of the day… #
• Who knew it was so easy to find a Russian wife? (They've even got a website for it!) #
• Hey y'all! Win an official Home Viewing Party Package for RuPaul's Drag Race!!! http://tinyurl.com/yeuuwc7 #
• I seriously could not hate the republicans in congress any more. Worst week for the American people since Bush's election. #
• Still working at 5am. I need a new job. #
• Bored with Marc Jacobs wearing skirts… #
• Diam's is AWESOME. #
• Diva's waiting on the sofa for her daddy… and he's not going to be home for 10 days. : ( #
• iPhone just went from about 30% battery to dead with the push of one button… love that. #
• Snickers with Almonds are FAMTASTIC! Who knew? Little taste of honey, slightly bigger crunch… Yum! #
• Who wants to help me color my hair this weekend??? #
• How about those mormons? Bless 'em. Hope they brought their sunscreen, cause it's gonna be warm where they're going… #
• It's a sad, sad day when 3 hours of shopping has no positive effect. #
• Wanting to kill someone… #
• Love me some Boloco #
• I hate Bank of America. I want them to die. #
• Whatever happened to Nancy Kerrigan? #
• This is RAD! Bad Romance Fan Tribute Video | The Frisky: http://bit.ly/4T2D1j via @addthis #
• Looking for an 'in' at Boston University / WBUR (local NPR station)… if anyone can help, I'd appreciate it! #
• Just when you thought big business couldn't rape the american public any more- here comes Scott Brown! Say goodbye to healthcare & equality. #
• Neatworks :: not the best software. Just lost about two years of data. Poor design… #
• As a kid, I prayed every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike & asked him to forgive me. #
• Why do Firefox and Facebook not get along? Can I upload a photo without it crashing??? (Apparently not…) #
• Snow & ice melt is magical. (Don't have a baby crunchy granola tree-huggers… I only use earth-friendly stuff.) #
• Just got lost 2 bks from home. (Sadly I know that this will surprise almost no one…) #
• Anyone know Serena Williams' stance on the gays? Should EDGE consider her jewelry 4 a V-Day gift guide??? #
• Walking home from the polls. Hoping the results make it worth it. http://yfrog.com/1tjrxj #
• Yay I voted. Prob not going to help my precinct; they're all old white people. #
• I'd like to thank Ralph Lauren (coat), North Face (gloves), & Sorel (boots) for keeping me warm on this journey. Diesel jeans, not so much. #
• Either my iPhone's not a smart as it used to be or my dry finger don't register the right letters… #
• Preparing to shovel the front walk (so our mailman will deliver) then brave the snow & WALK to my polling place. (U MA byatches best vote!) #
• LOVES!!! Fraggle Rock: The Complete Animated Series http://bit.ly/7uSGky #DVD #fraggle (via @EdgeOnTheNet) #
• What's the maximum ratio of faux fur throws/square foot (or room)? #
• Ooh- Mikasa sent me a TEN PERCENT coupon! Wow! What a savings! (DELETE) #
• Cleaning the giant metal "filters" of the hood over the cooktop. Love me some Thermador, don't so much love the lack of available manuals… #
• Mass residents: PLEASE vote today! Martha Coakley needs our support/vote. Don't let Bush back into the Senate!!! (msg me if u need a ride!) #
• Why is the 2-day forecast on Weather.com totally different when u look at the 36-hour forecast vs 10-day??? #
• OMG, Jon Stewart's going to be at the Mirage in Vegas! SO wish I could go… #
• My guest bathroom. (Also my life.) http://yfrog.com/4el89onj #
• Je ne sais pas quoi dire… Aujourd'hui c'est de la merde totale. #
• Just opened a mini-bottle of Pommery POP. Next step: full bottle of Schramsberg. (Only have Vintage 2006 though, so trying to resist…) #
• Could the car situation get worse? At what time is drinking ok. In sweats. Not having showered. On the couch. OMG- I'm an American!!! #
• Amy Sedaris is brill. (And now I'm a Crafty Beaver with her!!! Actually, after my 3-hour bedazzling-fest last night, I might actually be…) #
• Lady Gaga cannot be human. She's too amazing. I think she might have been sent here to save the planet (and spread fabulouscity). #
• I'd like to swim in the deep blue sea where the water is icy cold. Then go to town in a velvet gown & have my fortune told… #

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• My dear reactionary friends, Facebook is not going to charge you to use it. (But you must pass this on to 15 people or I'll get cancer.) #
• Ugg + Jimmy Choo :: My take- http://tinyurl.com/ya477po #
• Jimmy Choo + UGGS + a collaboration inspired by ??? (Vomit? A cracked-out nightmare? Satan?) #
• Visa's making money off our donations to Haiti- which doesn't make me happy. If you agree, send a note: http://tinyurl.com/ylm5vwu #
• Hey y'all- good deed/day: Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the American Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti. (NOW! Or… KARMA!) #
• What's happening here??? http://maps.google.com/?q=42.348952%2C-71.076687 #
• I just submitted The Sanctum for Best Drama Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org #
• Russian queens are waiting for me apparently. All I have to do is 'click here.' #
• Tater tots and tofu; part of a balanced meal! (The other part being Diet Coke and Adderall…) #
• Do you LIKE crit-tuhl gel? #
• Totally pulled the groin. Can't sit down. Not good. (Whirlpool baths are REALLY heavy… and only made it to the shed. Bless.) #
• My Kohler bathtub is here. No idea how it's getting in the house… #
• Best advice(ish) you'll get this year :: If you're not backing up your PC automatically AND regularly, you're a damn fool. You WILL lose it. #
• Kashi Go Lean Crunch + Chocolate Almond Breeze = yum! #
• Pourquoi personne n'a retiré Pat Robertson? Sérieusement, donne-moi 5 ans ou moins et je le ferai. Pat Robertson est Satan; j'en suis sûr. #
• Bacardi Razz, Cranberry Juice Cocktail (Light), splash of Lemoncé, top with club soda… #
• How is it that so many writers can't write? #
• Just got an invite to Sweden. Not so much… #
• Godiva and Diet Coke break… #
• Although they look it, the Shout Gel Stick and Clorox Bleach Stick are NOT the same. They should not be used interchangeably. Very sad. #
• Just got Gucci's S/S 10 M's Runway Coll book :: Is that a b/w tote? Yes please! (Not so much the padded 80's space-diver or Navajo looks…) #
• Isn't editing supposed to be easier than writing??? Not so much… #
• If you live in New England and you're a gay guy, you should definitely do this trip (I did and it's fab!): http://tinyurl.com/ykuodty #
• I'm the next American Idol. (Viewer) #
• Smart Car & Herb Chambers does good: Kim in service gets mad props-they've regained my trust… #
• Why is customer service at car dealerships so difficult to figure out??? It would be better if it were run by the government… #
• Putting Smart Car & Herb Chambers to the test: 20,000 mile service today. Will they redeem themselves? #
• Madura :: best window treatments EVER. #
• Dear Target, 30% off is most certainly NOT 'clearance.' #
• Does it bother anyone else that it would be physically impossible for Beyonce to sing Beautiful Nightmare? #
• Cashmere rocks. #
• How difficult is it to get a newspaper on a 6×6 porch w/absolutely no obstructions? #
• Shopping jackpot @ Home Goods. CK washcloths: $1, Lacoste towels: $3, HOT PINK FAUX FUR THROW: fab-u-lous ($11). Yes please! #
• Omg- AI starts Tuesday!!! #
• Haven't heard from my mom or sister since Dec 13. Left 5 msgs. Starting to get concerned… #
• SO glad I got Lasik. (Thanks New England Eye Center!) #
• Installing a toilet: not as easy as picking it out… (But I learned about home plumbing!) #
• Sad I'm not going to Sundance this year… #
• I just submitted Megan J. for Best Writing for a Dramatic Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org (And she TOTALLY OWES ME.) #
• ALthough Megan is killing me with this, I just submitted The Sanctum for Best Drama Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org #
• Man at Nordstrom Cafe w/a metal shaker marked 'cocoa,' which he's looking at: "Is this chocolate? Because it doesn't say it." #
• Why do straight men spray fragrance on their hand (or four pumps to the same spot on their necks)??? #

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• My dear reactionary friends, Facebook is not going to charge you to use it. (But you must pass this on to 15 people or I'll get cancer.) #
• Ugg + Jimmy Choo :: My take- http://tinyurl.com/ya477po #
• Jimmy Choo + UGGS + a collaboration inspired by ??? (Vomit? A cracked-out nightmare? Satan?) #
• Visa's making money off our donations to Haiti- which doesn't make me happy. If you agree, send a note: http://tinyurl.com/ylm5vwu #
• Hey y'all- good deed/day: Text HAITI to 90999 to donate $10 to the American Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti. (NOW! Or… KARMA!) #
• What's happening here??? http://maps.google.com/?q=42.348952%2C-71.076687 #
• I just submitted The Sanctum for Best Drama Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org #
• Russian queens are waiting for me apparently. All I have to do is 'click here.' #
• Tater tots and tofu; part of a balanced meal! (The other part being Diet Coke and Adderall…) #
• Do you LIKE crit-tuhl gel? #
• Totally pulled the groin. Can't sit down. Not good. (Whirlpool baths are REALLY heavy… and only made it to the shed. Bless.) #
• My Kohler bathtub is here. No idea how it's getting in the house… #
• Best advice(ish) you'll get this year :: If you're not backing up your PC automatically AND regularly, you're a damn fool. You WILL lose it. #
• Kashi Go Lean Crunch + Chocolate Almond Breeze = yum! #
• Pourquoi personne n'a retiré Pat Robertson? Sérieusement, donne-moi 5 ans ou moins et je le ferai. Pat Robertson est Satan; j'en suis sûr. #
• Bacardi Razz, Cranberry Juice Cocktail (Light), splash of Lemoncé, top with club soda… #
• How is it that so many writers can't write? #
• Just got an invite to Sweden. Not so much… #
• Godiva and Diet Coke break… #
• Although they look it, the Shout Gel Stick and Clorox Bleach Stick are NOT the same. They should not be used interchangeably. Very sad. #
• Just got Gucci's S/S 10 M's Runway Coll book :: Is that a b/w tote? Yes please! (Not so much the padded 80's space-diver or Navajo looks…) #
• Isn't editing supposed to be easier than writing??? Not so much… #
• If you live in New England and you're a gay guy, you should definitely do this trip (I did and it's fab!): http://tinyurl.com/ykuodty #
• I'm the next American Idol. (Viewer) #
• Smart Car & Herb Chambers does good: Kim in service gets mad props-they've regained my trust… #
• Why is customer service at car dealerships so difficult to figure out??? It would be better if it were run by the government… #
• Putting Smart Car & Herb Chambers to the test: 20,000 mile service today. Will they redeem themselves? #
• Madura :: best window treatments EVER. #
• Dear Target, 30% off is most certainly NOT 'clearance.' #
• Does it bother anyone else that it would be physically impossible for Beyonce to sing Beautiful Nightmare? #
• Cashmere rocks. #
• How difficult is it to get a newspaper on a 6×6 porch w/absolutely no obstructions? #
• Shopping jackpot @ Home Goods. CK washcloths: $1, Lacoste towels: $3, HOT PINK FAUX FUR THROW: fab-u-lous ($11). Yes please! #
• Omg- AI starts Tuesday!!! #
• Haven't heard from my mom or sister since Dec 13. Left 5 msgs. Starting to get concerned… #
• SO glad I got Lasik. (Thanks New England Eye Center!) #
• Installing a toilet: not as easy as picking it out… (But I learned about home plumbing!) #
• Sad I'm not going to Sundance this year… #
• I just submitted Megan J. for Best Writing for a Dramatic Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org (And she TOTALLY OWES ME.) #
• ALthough Megan is killing me with this, I just submitted The Sanctum for Best Drama Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org #
• Man at Nordstrom Cafe w/a metal shaker marked 'cocoa,' which he's looking at: "Is this chocolate? Because it doesn't say it." #
• Why do straight men spray fragrance on their hand (or four pumps to the same spot on their necks)??? #

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